I Pout, you Pout, he/she Pouts
 

Dont you just love it when a new verb comes into existence like this?
I pout,
You pout,
He/She pouts
We pout,
You pout,
They pout.

Also, I like the idea that a failed registration is what you are trying to
achieve.
ie Failure=Success.
We have a lot to thank Sky (or should that be Pout?) for, dont we?

OK, it's Friday evening and it takes a couple of whiskeys for me to
appreciate what Sky have done for the language.

BTW, that's Irish Whisky so dont you Scots pull me up about whiskies!
Cheers!
KM
Yes, I have successfully pouted! Thanks to all for the info.